Writers

Never piss off writers. They have audiences.

Doing it right

You only live once.
But if you do it right, once is enough.
- Mae West

Thinking vs feeling

This world is a comedy to those that think, a tragedy to those that feel.
- Horace Walpole

Enemies

It's better to have your enemies inside your tent pissing out,

than outside your tent pissing in. 

- Lyndon B. Johnson

Investing

It doesn't matter what the business is, it's my return that matters. 

- Duncan Bannatyne

Business

A business is an operation that makes money. 

- Duncan Bannatyne

Cost

If you think that hiring a professional is expensive, wait until you hire an amateur. 

- Anonymous