We own the night

Some good one-liners from the movie We own the night:

If you pee in your pants, you can only stay warm for so long.

If you marry a monkey, don't complain about the smell of bananas.

It's better to be judged by 12 than to be carried by 6.

Kids...

Kids are useless until they've grown up.

Favourite Yogi Berra quote

You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.

Problems and solutions

Don't make the solution bigger than the problem.

A different way of telling the truth

He's not lying, his perception of reality is distorted.

When in doubt...

When in doubt, mumble.
- His dad's advice to Rick Schaut

A side effect of the ostrich strategy

Sticking your head in the sand invites a kick up the arse.