Problems and solutions

Don't make the solution bigger than the problem.

A different way of telling the truth

He's not lying, his perception of reality is distorted.

When in doubt...

When in doubt, mumble.
- His dad's advice to Rick Schaut

A side effect of the ostrich strategy

Sticking your head in the sand invites a kick up the arse.

A legislator's quandary

Speed is easy to measure, good driving isn't.

Laptops and their owners

After a while a laptop starts to look like its owner.

Yesterday's weather

Tomorrow's weather will be the same as today's weather 70% of the time. This translates wonderfully to projects: if your project is in the shit today, it's unlikely that everything will be hunky-dory tomorrow.