Truth

Anyone who doesn't take truth seriously in small matters cannot be trusted in large ones either.
- Albert Einstein

Danger

The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it.
- Albert Einstein

How to accomplish world peace

Fighting for peace is like f*cking for virginity.
- Chris W. at a BBQ :-P

Pacing

Young bull: Let's run down the mountain and f*ck a cow!
Old bull: No, let's walk down the mountain and f*ck them all!
- From the collective wisdom of Dutch commandos

Mistakes

Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.

- Albert Einstein

Perspective

"Ya. Democracy is good, but sausage is better."
- Russian woman interviewed in an empty supermarket post-Perestroika