Fool

The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool.
- Richard P. Feynman

DIY

Klussen is een keuze
- Kasper Helmers

Loosely translated: doing DIY is a choice

Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self esteem, first make sure you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes.
- W. Gibson

The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who haven't got it.

- George Bernard Shaw

Autofahren beginnt für mich dort, wo ich den Wagen mit dem Gaspedal statt dem Lenkrad steuere. Alles andere heißt nur die Arbeit machen.

- Walter Röhrl

Loose translation: For me, driving a car starts wenn I steer the car with the throttle instead of the steering wheel. Everything else is just work.