Consultancy 101

If you can't blind them with science, you can bury them in bullshit.

Project manager's motto

Do not postpone until tomorrow that which you can tell someone else to do today.

Welcom to the age of marketing

Perception is reality.

Double Dutch

Dubbel genaaid houdt beter.

Abstraction levels

The most complex things are quite simple.

Whaddayamean, IT-projects?

There's no such thing as an IT-project.

Tools (pun intended)

A fool with a tool is still a fool.

Quite a few blogs mention this one, e.g. this one.

Always look on the bright side

Hanlon's razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

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Succes

Some people were born failures, some acquired failure, and some had failure thrust upon them.

Kicking off

Kickoffs are superfluous.